An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of
his life sentence in prison. While on the run he broke into a house and tied
up a young couple that had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to
a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed
right over the woman and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he
got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way
across the room to his bride, his chair in tow and whispered.
"Honey, this guy is probably an escaped convict who hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just
cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just
go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or
make him mad. Our lives depend on it! Be strong and I love you..."
"Dear, I'm so relieved you feel this way. You are right, he hasn't seen a
woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck... He was whispering in my
He said that he thinks you are really cute and he asked if we kept the
Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you too, honey..."