They also squelched Ballmer's reasons for this - "I bet Windows is now 51% faster!"
Then, someone told him, "Yes, sir. Now, just type out WIN at the C: Prompt. Yes, sir, right there... type a W... then an I... N... now, press ENTER. And the new Windows will appear. We're calling it Win3110, but someone left off the Zero for the moment, Sir. It will be your legacy."