Ivid, don't forget about the fact that Microsoft can keep track of everything you do, Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take. They'll be watching you! Yay corporate cyber-stalkers!
Also, don't forget about the awesome updates you get to install... whether you want to or not!
Gotta love that Edge Browser!
Of course, you've got to love sarcasm better! The not-so-serious gods of computer text have said so.