Kibkalo: "Your honor, would you please tell me what I've been arrested for in the first place? And for that matter, what's a Russian like me doing in an American court?"
Judge: "You've been found guilty of telling people what they were going to find you soon anyway. Therefore, we manipulated... I mean 'convinced' your people to let us kidnap you... I mean extradite you so we could make you pay for this inhumane crime."
Kibkalo: "Um... what?"