Michael & Missy

Does anyone else think Michael Phelps should marry Missy Franklin? They are both gold medal Olympic swimmers, both very tall, both not exactly of the prettiest or cutest type, and both appear to be freakish in their size and speech.

Yes, Mike is 10 years older than Missy, but I sure would like to see kids come out of this union, just for kicks to see if they’ll be 10’ tall or run faster than the $6m Man.