Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving

"VANCOUVER - A man says it wasn’t the 10 beers and a double cocktail that caused his car to weave before being pulled over by police.

Kristopher Lind says his attention wasn’t fully on his driving because his wife had a sex toy bought that day at a sex show in Vancouver.

At his impaired driving trial in B.C., Lind testified he and his wife were driving in Vancouver when they decided to check out the sex toy.

The package proved difficult for his wife to unwrap, so she handed it to him while he was driving.

He said he opened the package with one hand, using his knee to help steer the car, and did the same again to insert batteries.

Once the device was working, he said, his wife took it

He was arrested after he failed a roadside breathalyser test.

Lind denied he was driving while drunk.

The judge will render his verdict March 28"

:bigsmile: :rolleyes: :bigsmile:

Is it worse to be driving while drunk or driving while stupid? :doh:

In his case it was both.

His wife took the sex toy after he got it working, sounds like she used it on him and made him swerve :iagree:


Hella funny-eh!! :iagree: :iagree:

Sorry for nicking your smileys, Geno…but that was just too funny :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

hehe no problem :bigsmile:

Lol! That tale gave me a buzz :stuck_out_tongue:

When I first read the title I thought the guy had something up his arse that was causing him to drive [B]erectically[/B]. :eek:

Erectically, get it? This stuff’s gold Jerry, GOLD!

This is sort of amusing, although i don’t usually laugh about other unhappiness. He caused himself this situation, i can’t help him whit that.

Maybe his wife caused it :wink:
She might have wanted to test it right away :stuck_out_tongue: and that would distract any normal man from his driving.

Don’t blame the sex toy, blame your self… because your being so stupid!

He at least came up with an original excuse.
Maybe he was trying to laugh the cop to death.

hahaha ROFLMAO! I was thinking almost the same thing.
BTW Who opens a sex toy in the car?

Anyone that intends to use it in the car … duh :stuck_out_tongue:

haha that makes sense!

You know, I’m thinking that I would have rather just said that I was drunk. haha.

do you think that men are getting to carried away on sex?