Man charged with battery for farting near cop

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/
I thought I had read it all
man would I be in trouble

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, W. Va., was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test
.As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said

SAMLAR
I guess the po,po, got some fresh aroma while
he was doing his job. He might consider taking
a long shower. HA! HA! very funny.
ZAP.:cop::sad::bigsmile: