Man admits to pants-less doughnut run

I wander how he carried the doughnut out of the store?

I guess the guy could have used as his defense
that he had ant’s in his pants. Also it could have
been worse he could have popped a ------- fill in the
blank. Very funny.

I just had this picture of this guy in my mind with the donuts around a certain part of his body when he left the store.