Check it out - 
“Workers at the Meriden Humane Society are marveling at a short-haired mother cat that has adopted a 6-day-old Rottweiler puppy that was rejected by its mother”
Awwww, how cute is that? The “mother” looks like my Baz 
Cats are… erm… cute.
Or maybe kawaii =)
Cats make great sharkbait.
Swim little Kitty! Meow!
Oooooh, you get bad karma now…
You will die from being licked to death by angry cats. Buddha declares it to be so 
(Obviously ignoring the unnecessary, repetitious, redundancy of dying from being licked to death 
)
I figure since cats have nine lives, I can catch 8 sharks, and still let the kitty enjoy a long healthy life
That’s 8 bowls of sharkfin soup, right there
And if buddha wants his soup, he better lump it
Baaaad karma-baaaaaad karma :a
(May your teamug be full of catpoo…)