I think some of you must have thought that I meant my dig-a-ling I know where it is it still hanging were it always had close to me. It’s my thing-a-ma-jig I cannot find. I did find my whatya-ma-call-it while looking for it. My wife says my thing-a-ma-jig was where my thing-a-ma-bob is, the last time see saw it. My kids say they borrowed my thing-a-ma-bob but not my thing-a-ma-jig. My neighbor still has my doohickey I hate when he borrows it he never returns it until I ask. Had to get a new doomeyhicker the old one got misplaced . My hoomagotcher needs new batteries but I do not have the right size. My Shmaggen is where it should be now if you could just tell me where My thing-a-ma-jig is.
Shame I am not that good at writing things or I could keep this up for a page or two more