I mailed my letter to Santa two weeks ago and since my wife said I could ask Santa for anything I wanted, I ask for Seven of Nine. The problem was I received back a letter from the north pole stating all I was getting was a small bag of coal. Why
coal is good
you can use it for a BBQ
Are you strong enough to make a diamond from that?
heres a letter to make for santa, think the kids will like it
no and seven of nine is better looking than a diamond
I sent a letter to santa that said: “Santa … lose some weight, have a shave & a haircut, and get a real job!”
And I’m not leaving out milk and cookies. I’m leaving the exercise bike & the treadmill