Letter to Santa

I mailed my letter to Santa two weeks ago and since my wife said I could ask Santa for anything I wanted, I ask for Seven of Nine. The problem was I received back a letter from the north pole stating all I was getting was a small bag of coal. Why

coal is good :iagree:

you can use it for a BBQ :bigsmile:

Are you strong enough to make a diamond from that?

heres a letter to make for santa, think the kids will like it


no and seven of nine is better looking than a diamond

I sent a letter to santa that said: “Santa … lose some weight, have a shave & a haircut, and get a real job!”

And I’m not leaving out milk and cookies. I’m leaving the exercise bike & the treadmill :stuck_out_tongue: