"I believe my education is up to par even if a lot of it is self educated ."
A man may masturbate but that does not mean he knows what it is to be with a women, for it he did, he would continue to masturbate.
The Masaai always do pygmies, it is quite common. That is how average size Africans where made.
African also did not formally "marry", as in western culture. anybody who has seen the move "Mandingo" knows that they "jumped da broom". Again common knowledge. They did not marry because there was insufficient rice to throw at the betrothed.
The democratic party was formed when wagon load of republicans went over a bump and some people fell off the wagon hence the expression, "he fell off the wagon". Again common knowledge. Many of the democrats of these newly formed democrats would buy the closest piece of land next to them, as the economy was in a shambles then henceforth the expression, "they bought the farm". This lead to a division of society by the wagon owners and the landholders. The wagoneers (later forming a company called American Motors) realized that a horseless carriage would make it easier to move goods and created the Jeep Wagoneer. The democrats realizing their need to "group' their farming efforts created a machine that was dear to them, naming it after on of the prominent farmers John Deer, it was called the "combine", which greatly reduced the time it took to harvest.
Mean while, down souf, day was still usin slabes. Da slabes woiked ard but the norderners freed dem so day could sell da combines dat day made.
The freed slaves now having access to the internet rallied strong and that is when they were able to manipulate a women who was sympathetic to their cause, and liked black guys, to have Obama and were able to make him president. This of course fits well into the time line of 6000 years, making of the French of course consuming a large chunk of that time.
Of course, the early Christians we very busy hiding the dinosaur bones in the ground so as to fool the non -Christians and throw them off track, but that is another story.
So Obama, who is the only African to enter America as a non slave has his roots in the slavery movement, and horny white women. The backbone of America.
It would seem that white women are the weak link as they like foreigners, but some times, black guys like white women. This forms the new "mud" races, of which I am part. We are actually taking over the world now, as there is no stopping us because people who are black and white are really horny, and we use that to our advantage. We can marry anyone and they still look like us. Our ultimate goal, is, by muddling (thus the name "mud" people) the whole group of people into one great orgy (in a world sense) we can create the original proto-human again and re-enter the Garden of Eden, as we will look just like Adam and Eve, who every knows were black. White people would have never eaten that apple.
The effort to each it would have been too much. Everyone knows the browner races do better manual labor, especially Spanish people (that is why it is called "manual" labor and not "Bill" labor. Bill's are what are sent to people who owe money which is held mostly by white people named "Bill", thus send me the "bill".
So you see, this is how it happened. The bulk of it rather recently as forming the universe in 6000 years took up much of the time. Creating radiation that would fool science and other techniques for probing the illusion around us had to be convincing, otherwise, scientist would lift the veil of stupidity and ignorance and find out what is really going on.
The preceding satire was done without much though, in response to some posts that were done in the same fashion, I hope, or we're all in trouble"
Funny thing is I am Christian, and do not believe in any of the stuff you do. crazy world. Yes fellow Christians must call out whacky ones. Sometimes through the use of satire or crazier statements to show the ludicrous "Talibanization' of Christianity.