This reminds me of a story. Pull up a chair! After a parade, a man that played bagpipe in one of the marching bands, decided to go to a local pub to wet his whistle.
He parked his car, then since his bagpipes were in the back of the sedan he was driving, he carefully locked the car.
After visiting the pub and having a few laughs and drinks with his buddies he went back to his car and was shocked to see that the rear glass had been violently shattered and two more sets of bagpipes had been thrown onto his rear seat!!!
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