Satan is all powerful...
"Any PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit," the minister confirmed.
Well bugger me he can fit himself, all his pals and the entire contents of your personal HELL into a 640kb memory without HIMEM being loaded :eek: that is some feat!
"Technicians can replace the hard drive and
reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."
Until he realises you have just got a shiny new 400GB HDD and can set up home permanantly with room left over for every new soul that ever gets needed.
And by the sounds of it, when I die, im going STRAIGHT TO MY MASS STORAGE DEVICE