Is your bed safe? This bed Twitters automatically when couple has sex

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#1

Original URL: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/13/AR2009121300007.html?waporef=ak

Best Man Rigs Newlyweds’ Bed To Tweet During Sex. Not Kidding.

When a man in the UK was asked to be the best man at his friend’s wedding, he was touched. So touched, that he promised not to pull any pranks before or during the wedding. After the wedding though, that’s another story.

This man, who is choosing to stay anonymous, has set up this Twitter account for the sole purpose of automatically tweeting when the newlyweds are having sex. I’m not kidding. Read the entire tweet stream from the bottom up if you want the full story. But basically, this guy was watching his friend’s house while they went on their honeymoon and he placed a device under their mattress. This device, which is similar to the one found here, is a pressure-sensitive pad that tweets out when sexual activity starts, when it ends, the force of the “action,” and a “frenzy” rating.

December 9 saw the first such action. This is the first report:

They’re on the job! #1 Action commenced at 12.21GMT. Weight: 84KG.


#2

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Here is the account: http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

Oh, and if you use twitter, be sure to follow MyCE as well :bigsmile: http://twitter.com/myce


#3

LOL…but, somewhat worryingly, activity seems to have ceased. Or :eek:, maybe they are doing it in the kitchen, on the dining table, upside down on the stairs now…OMG. The mind boggles :doh: :o


#4

LOOOOOOOOOL well done Mr. B - post of the week IMO :clap: :bigsmile: