If this happened

vbimport
#1

If this happened…:clap::clap::clap:

welcome to the game, ‘if this happened…’
In this game, someone starts off with a phrase, like:
If I got a goat for christmas…
from there, the next poster would finish it with something like this:
It would eat all of your underwear.
then, they would start over with a ‘if this happened…’ statement of their own.

here are examples:

[LEFT]if my car stopped running, you would never work again
if my mom married the president, everyone would move to china
ect…[/LEFT]
I begin.:cool:

If I moved to japan…:eek:

#2

you would hate anime for the rest of your life.

If i formatted my NAS…

#3

… you would lose all the pr0n :stuck_out_tongue:

If I go to Scotland…

#4

…You would meet Dee! :smiley:

If I buy a new burner…

#5

… you would waste all your Verbies on test burns.

If I post some funny cat and dog pictures…

#6

…I would be itching to “aacidentally” delete all the dog ones :bigsmile:

If I got lumbered with a truckload of G05 media…

#7

…you would decorate your house with G05 coasters.

If I got stuck with 100 spindles of Princo media…

#8

… you would be jailed immediately :stuck_out_tongue:

If (as suggested by [B]Arachne[/B]) I meet [B]Dee[/B]… :eek:

#9

… you’d also meet Dee’s husband - the policeman! :cop:

If I leave this thread now in order to make dinner…

#10

… you’d also need to add a plate for [B]Arachne[/B] :stuck_out_tongue:

If [B]Arachne[/B] doesn’t like your food… :doh:

#11

…she’ll claw up all of your furniture [or worse: your media!]. :doh:

If I actually slow down and relax…

#12

…all your burners will do the same.

If I put some ketchup on my leg…

#13

…you’ll be ready to go into a big human soup! :eek:

If all my burners bit the dust at once…

#14

…you’d be “a bit” disappointed :doh:

If I am online… :eek:

#15

…you wouldn’t be offline :stuck_out_tongue:

If I wasn’t so tired…

#16

… you’d be online (oh, wait a minute - you ARE online) :wink:

If the weather were better…

#17

no one would ever want to see you in your bathing suit ever again.:eek::eek:

glad you all decided to play!:clap:

#18

If CD Freaks wasn’t as awesome as it is…

#19

none of us would be here

if I wasn’t a CD freak…

#20

…I would probably have a life.

If I were younger…