I couldn’t resist this Aggie joke for this thread:
A couple of weeks before the big UT, A&M game is suppose to happen in Austin two aggies are sitting around trying to think of something to do that shows their school spirit. After a while one of the aggies turns to the other ans say, "I’ve got it. I know what we can do."
The second aggie says, "Ok, good because I was about to give up. What is it?"
The first aggie says, "We can get a camel and put the A&M flag on the back and ride her all the way to the game. We have plenty of time and that way everyone will know how dedicated we are to our school and team."
They strap the A&M flag to the camels back and the two of them ride the camel all the way to Austin, leaving a week in advance to give them plenty of time.
The whole way there people are honking and yelling at them at them so much the aggies were proud of themselves.
When they finally arrive the night before the game they are the first one’s there. They sleep overnight in the parking lot and are the first ones in the stadium in the morning.
After the game in which they are trounced by the LONGHORNS, they are walking out of the stadium , and low and behold, the whole parking lot is filled with camels.
The second aggie says, "We’ll never find our camel."
The first aggie says, “I got this!”, and procedes to walk from camel to camel lifting up the tails, one after the other.
The second aggie says, "What the heck are you doing? We need to find our camel."
The first aggie says, "I am. Didn’t you hear on the way over here everyone kept yelling, “Look at the two assholes on that camel.”