Start Your Own Mob
Your first course of action should be to notify your local vigilante group who will arrange a mob to deal with the perceived threat.
If there are no vigilante groups near you, you will need to organise your own independent mob. It’s easy to do and you’ll make lots of new, hysterical friends.
What you will need:
Obviously the first thing any successful mob needs is participants.
Once you’ve gathered a sizeable mob, you’ll need to equip them with placards or banners. Placards - which are easily fashioned by fixing a large piece of card to a stick - should contain snappy slogans which are easy to chant.
During a mob gathering, anything which can be thrown should be thrown. Eggs, bricks, rocks and bottles make excellent missiles but use your imagination - it’s your mob!
Studies have shown that a person is 90% less likely to return to his home if it has been razed to the ground so don’t forget that paraffin!
When protesting outside courts or police stations, you are likely to encounter a line of police officers trying to keep you away from the accused. There is nothing worse than breaking through a cordon only to realise that there is nothing you can actually do to stop a speeding police van. If in doubt: throw bricks.
Remember, when organised responsibly, mob violence can be very rewarding and great fun but please choose your targets carefully.