How do you start your own mob?

Start Your Own Mob

Your first course of action should be to notify your local vigilante group who will arrange a mob to deal with the perceived threat.

If there are no vigilante groups near you, you will need to organise your own independent mob. It’s easy to do and you’ll make lots of new, hysterical friends.


What you will need:

People
Obviously the first thing any successful mob needs is participants.

Placards
Once you’ve gathered a sizeable mob, you’ll need to equip them with placards or banners. Placards - which are easily fashioned by fixing a large piece of card to a stick - should contain snappy slogans which are easy to chant.

Missiles
During a mob gathering, anything which can be thrown should be thrown. Eggs, bricks, rocks and bottles make excellent missiles but use your imagination - it’s your mob!

Fire Starting
Studies have shown that a person is 90% less likely to return to his home if it has been razed to the ground so don’t forget that paraffin!

Police Lines
When protesting outside courts or police stations, you are likely to encounter a line of police officers trying to keep you away from the accused. There is nothing worse than breaking through a cordon only to realise that there is nothing you can actually do to stop a speeding police van. If in doubt: throw bricks.

And Finally
Remember, when organised responsibly, mob violence can be very rewarding and great fun but please choose your targets carefully.


With many thanks to the webmaster of the
Think Of The Children website. The next website to be molested by the stupid people after BonsaiKittens.com :slight_smile:

Studies have shown that a person is 90% less likely to return to his home if it has been razed to the ground so don’t forget that paraffin!

LOL
ahahaha

drop your pants in public…and their will be a mob around you…lol

drop your pants in public…and their will be a mob around you…lol

Me, yes; You, no… sorry :cool:

is it that small??:stuck_out_tongue:

Mr. B is obviously an avid ‘The Register’ reader :slight_smile: - the whole save the children site is very funny and well worth a read its just amazing how may people out there are to stupid/ignorant and fail to realize that sites like save the children and bonsai kitten (all be it a little twisted) are humors (read joke) and not serious :Z

But there are too many Bible thumping freaks (Koran thumping freaks as well) who will have tears in their eyes over your humor.

You may get them to somehow justify through their twisted own books that killing you would make them better.

You’ll have a mob of christians or muslims (I’d honestly prefer the christians as they are merely annoying as opposed to grenade throwing looneys) outside your home shouting and throwing rocks at your car.

If people just chilled out and laughed once in awhile, wouldn’t the world be a better place?