How do you say 'F**k Off' politely?

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#1

Don’t you hate it when you see someone you know from uni, work or school but you really don’t wanna converse with them but you do out of obligation! I would like to ask you all how do you avoid this in a way that does not draw out a superficial or mundane conversation! How do you say I can’t be fucked in the nicest way!


#2

piss off

go away

begone (thy)

could you go look outside if i’m there ?

excuse me , i have SARS


#3

Depends on who you are talking to (or trying to get rid of)

Is it your boss, your wife who just walked in on you and your mistress, a colleague or a complete stranger…


#4

I think we should see other people,

I’m married to the sea,

I think we should just be friends,

I don’t want to kill you, but I will,

6 words say it all.

I’m not gay, but i’ll learn.


#5

“Go away in slow jerky movements”?


#6


#7

Go where the pepper grows (doesn’t sound very good in english).
Polite and makes a point at the same time. In swedish. :slight_smile:


#8

‘Why don’t you make a sexual departure’


#9

“Go forth and multiply.” [Translates as “Go out and get f**ked.”]


#10

Originally posted by philamber
“Go forth and multiply.” [Translates as “Go out and get f**ked.”]

ALways used “Go forth and don’t multiply”…for obvious reasons :bigsmile:


#11

Just try this…
Do you like SEX?
Do you like Holidays?
Hopefully the answer to the above questions will be YES.
Now you’ve got the answer to your Question.
Ivanhoe…

The TRUTH is a LIE waiting to be told.


#12

F.U.B.I.S

(Fuck You Buddy, I’m Shipping out):smiley:


#13

Originally posted by $CyBeRwIz$
[B]I think we should see other people,

I’m married to the sea,

I think we should just be friends,

I don’t want to kill you, but I will,

6 words say it all.

I’m not gay, but i’ll learn. [/B]

you btr never use those on me :stuck_out_tongue: or ill jus say fuck off lol :iagree: plus dosnt help that ur stealin simpsons lines lol


#14

Originally posted by smarty_pants_023
plus dosnt help that ur stealin simpsons lines lol

WELL DUH!!!


#15

Originally posted by $CyBeRwIz$
WELL DUH!!!

ROFL!!:bigsmile:


#16

Originally posted by theone1_
Any ideas?

most countries have their own version of “the bird”. learn someone elses. or learn it in sign language.

or maybe just say it with a british accent. that always sounds polite.


#17

Originally posted by ckin2001
[B]most countries have their own version of “the bird”. learn someone elses. or learn it in sign language.

or maybe just say it with a british accent. that always sounds polite. [/B]

  1. I know sign language already because my sister is deaf
  2. LOL, can you imagine the queen saying ‘Excuse me, but would you please fuck off?’

#18

Ok, has anyone seen ‘Human Traffic’? There is one scene…


#19


#20

Originally posted by ckin2001
most countries have their own version of “the bird”. learn someone elses. or learn it in sign language.

The bird? :confused: