Normally when I go to these places and meet with stupidity and unhelpfulness, I just walk away, but there was so much unhelpfulness in this thread that I couldn't help but stick around.
Dear bkf (banned) you are an idiot (I will contain my language until I've been around long enough to know the rules, cos you are much worse than an idiot, and I can immediately see why the (banned) exists.. People go online looking for help. They have different abilities, different skills, and different knowledge. Some cannot even RTFM. They are not stupid, they just do not know how to proceed in this field. Give a 2010 road map to an 1870 Australian aborigine, and it will be meaningless. Doesn't mean he's thick - he's kept his family and friends alive in one of the most hostile environments on the planet - you should be so clever, you'd die out there, and your kids, too. Be gentle.
Anyway, your response, "With any one of about 5 million programs out there" was just thickhead, sarky, chav insulting. Change, boy. If you are ever going to grow, you must change. If you are so clever and know all 5 million programmes, then name but a few to help. Or keep away from forums, and just watch tele.