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JIM: Hey, Boss!
BOSS: [pained expression] Yes?
JIM: We need to get a honeypot!
BOSS: A what? What do we need a honeywagon for?
JIM: No, not a honeywagon, a honeypot. It’s a special computer you put out on the Internet to attract and catch hackers. We make it easy to break in, so weâ€™re sure to get lots of 'em.
BOSS: I’m not sure I understand. Why would we want to attract more hackers than weâ€™ve already got? I thought we were trying to discourage them.
JIM: Thatâ€™s the nice thing about the honeypot. The hackers go there and sort of rummage around. Then we watch â€™em! [cackle] Weâ€™ll see everything they do.
BOSS: Donâ€™t we know what hackers do already? Theyâ€™re trying to break into our e-commerce server, put their girlfriendâ€™s naked picture on our home page, and steal our customersâ€™ credit card numbers. Besides, we get that monthly newsletter with all the details on what the third world hackers are planning. You know, from that group staffed by all the ex-government spooks? I know what they are up to.
Besides, we just renewed our half million dollar contract with IncredibleDEF, and I get an exclusive daily update on the status of all the third world hackers. They just told me that a gang of Indian cyberpunks is working together to deface Pakistani web servers. Who knew? Great material for our risk reports.
JIM: Yeah, thatâ€™s cool stuff, but if we had a honeypot, we wouldnâ€™t just read about the hackers. We could see â€™em ourselves, sorta like a digital ant farm. We can learn just how they work. When we know what vulnerabilities they take advantage of, then weâ€™ll know what to fix on our servers.
BOSS: Wouldnâ€™t it be cheaper and easier to buy a book?
JIM: Well, yeah … but then one of us would have to read it …
BOSS: Good point. But I’m still not convinced. I don’t want to be the first one to get one of these honeymucker things. IncredibleDEF says this gang of teenagers from Trinidad have been performing denial of service attacks using calypso music. What if the hackers use our honeypot to launch an attack into someone elseâ€™s system? I can see the headlines now, â€œSteel drum attack traced to Acronomia Inc. server. CSO claims it was a hijacked honeydew.â€
JIM: Canâ€™t happen. Besides, Threelettria Corp. has had one for six months, and their CSO just got his picture in Wired. (The Boss silently mouths a â€˜wow!â€™) I was just talking to a consultant from Friday, and he said that honeypots are best practice now. All the leading firms have one. (pause) You know, Iâ€™m worried that we might be losing our competitive edge … (raises eyebrows)
BOSS: OK, it’s starting to make sense to me now. Can you talk to Friday about doing a feasibility study for us?
JIM: I already did. They said that planning the development, implementation and operation of a honeypot was one of their core competencies, so theyâ€™ll be able to do it for only $50K.
BOSS: Hey, thatâ€™s reasonable. And once Iâ€™ve spent $50,000 on a complete plan, I wonâ€™t have any trouble justifying the hardware, software, and staff. Iâ€™ll do the deal with Friday on the golf course tomorrow. Good save, Jim. Thanks. Oh, and can you have someone from Marketing Communications come up? I want to talk to them about a press release. Â®