Hey, you. You're on jury duty

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I guess I’ll have to be from “out of state” if a uniformed officer approaches me in front of the post office.

I have never been called for jury duty and I would like to do it just once before I die. Well maybe I will wait and be on a jury in heaven or maybe hell depending on which my wife sends me to.

First time I’ve ever heard of “on the sidewalk solicitation” of this nature for jury duty.