Hello. My Name Is Negritude, And I Am A Communist

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#1

Any questions? :rolleyes:


#2

Yes: do you have a good reason to open so much useless threads? :wink:


#3

No questions. Hell I lived in a commune (SP) myself when I was a teen. So I guess that made me a comunist.:rolleyes:


#4

No,I know pretty much all I need to know about communism…

“Socialism is when you own two cows and have to give one to your neighbor.Communism is when the government owns both the cows and gives you a little of the milk.Capitalism is when you own two cows,sell one,and buy a bull”…

Cheers!..


#5

G_Ivan Awfulitch:

No questions. Hell I lived in a commune (SP) myself when I was a teen. So I guess that made me a comunist

It’s a good thing you don’t lay sod. That could make you a sodomite (old and bad joke but I couldn’t resist).


#6

It’s the same thing as a Democrat isn’t it.


#7

[QUOTE=Pernundel;2116347]It’s the same thing as a Democrat isn’t it.[/QUOTE]

I’m reminded of the time that our 5 year old neighbor Catherine told me she wanted to be President one day. Both of her democratic parents were standing there with us. I asked Catherine ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’

Catherine replied ‘I would want to help homeless people.’ I said ‘Wow, what a worthy goal you have there Catherine’ while both her parents beamed with pride. I then said ‘you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in the back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the neighborhood homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars.’

Catherine thought that over for a second, and then replied, ‘why doesn’t the homeless guy just come over and clean up the dog poop himself, and you can pay him the $5 dollars.’

I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party Catherine…’


#8

[QUOTE=negritude;2116288]Any questions? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Do you own anything? If you do then you’re not a communist.


#9

I noticed before I logged in the advertisement by your post that Yahoo.com has a lot of items for Communists. You might want to check it out.


#10

[QUOTE=UTR;2116486]I’m reminded of the time that our 5 year old neighbor Catherine told me she wanted to be President one day. Both of her democratic parents were standing there with us. I asked Catherine ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’

Catherine replied ‘I would want to help homeless people.’ I said ‘Wow, what a worthy goal you have there Catherine’ while both her parents beamed with pride. I then said ‘you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in the back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the neighborhood homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars.’

Catherine thought that over for a second, and then replied, ‘why doesn’t the homeless guy just come over and clean up the dog poop himself, and you can pay him the $5 dollars.’

I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party Catherine…’[/QUOTE]

:clap: too cute!


#11

NEGRITUDE
All I have to say is ?. Where’s ARCHIE BUNKER ,when you
need him!. Although meat head ROB REINER ,would probably
be on your side.
ZAP.


#12

[QUOTE=UTR;2116487]Do you own anything? If you do then you’re not a communist.[/QUOTE]

That’s only one of the definitions of the word Communist.

How many people in the world don’t own anything at all?

Very few.

There are plenty of Communists though.

[B]Wombler[/B]


#13

WOMBLER
You too read above
ZAP.


#14

[QUOTE=negritude;2116288]Hello. My Name Is Negritude, And I Am A Communist. Any questions? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Nice. :doh:
Have you ever lived in any communist country?


#15

OK, I’m not really a communist, but I just wanted to feel what it’s like to be Chinese and be blamed for everything by the arrogant. I’m moving on now.


#16

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#17

[QUOTE=negritude;2116622]OK, I’m not really a communist, but I just wanted to feel what it’s like to be Chinese and be blamed for everything by the arrogant. I’m moving on now.[/QUOTE]

I thought China’s the leading capitalist country.


#18

I suppose he just called us all arrogant.


#19

[QUOTE=negritude;2116622]OK, I’m not really a communist, but I just wanted to feel what it’s like to be Chinese and be blamed for everything by the arrogant. I’m moving on now.[/QUOTE]

Do you feel better now?


#20

[QUOTE=Wombler;2116601]That’s only one of the definitions of the word Communist.

How many people in the world don’t own anything at all?

Very few.

There are plenty of Communists though.

[B]Wombler[/B][/QUOTE]

The only successful communist societies I have seen consists of ants, termites and bees.