Well, it's that time of year again! Happy Saint Patrick's Day to everyone at CD Freaks- especially SeÃ¡n Byrne..CD Freaks Irish ambassador to the Internet.
I just read a couple good Irish jokes today, that I would like to share if ye don't mind.... :iagree:
During the French Revolution, three Irish men were convicted of spying. Sentenced to death by guillotine, the first man was asked if he would like to lay face up or face down. He replied that he was not afraid to die so he elected to lie on the guillotine face up to see the blade.
When the executioner released the blade, it stuck! Since no man can be executed twice for the same crime..he was set free!
The second man was given the choice as well, to lie face up or down and he decided to go face up. Once again, the executioner pulled the guillotine handle and the blade promptly stuck. The man was also freed.
Then, it was Murphy's turn and he too, chose to lie on his back. But, Just as the executioner was about to pull the lever, Murphy yelled: "Wait! I think I see what's causing the blade to jam."
The day that Paddy died
The day that Paddy died, his wife went to the newspaper to place his obituary. The newsman said the cost was $1 dollar per word.
"I only have $2 dollars." Said Mrs. Paddy "Just print 'Paddy died'."
The newsman decided that old Paddy deserved more. He gave her three extra words at no extra charge.
"A kind man you are," said Mrs. Paddy. "Print me husbands obituary this way: 'Paddy died. Boat for sale."