Awesome, sure, but 'ere does 't end? If 'tisn
t Apple tryin' t' ram iDildos down our throats, 'tis Google tryin' t' put ads in our dreams. I jus' be havin' t' say that I wish I could go aft in time t' 1200 AD where life be simpler. Argh, that part about crappin' into a bucket dasn't excite me. Maybe Ill brin' a few rolls o' toilet paper wi' me in th' time machine.
[Whew. This pirate speak sure is hard work.]