Google patents odor detector – let’s you avoid your friends when you smell bad

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We’ve just posted the following news: Google patents odor detector – let’s you avoid your friends when you smell bad[newsimage]http://static.myce.com//images_posts/2015/02/gikfygcarb65k10n-95x75.jpg[/newsimage]

Google has developed a device that will help stinking people. The device will warn users that they smell bad.

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#2

Now that right there is the best reason yet to allow you, and your friends, to have your every movement tracked by Google. Or, maybe you should just take a shower once in a while.


#3

I’m glad Google’s now developing technology to spy on your heart rate, temperature, and the location of both you and your friends. We don’t need anything to be private. Hell, why not tweet about how bad you smell. Let’s invent scratch-and-sniff tweets that post themselve automatically without anyone realizing it’s happened… until it’s too late.

If you see a phone, tablet, or anyother “oder-detecting” device, for the love of all things private do [B]not[/B] buy it. For that matter, [B]don’t even go near it[/B]!


#4

Hell, such a flop idea. Does Google think that humans cannot differentiate between good and bad odors? This was the only thing remaining to worsen the condition…