Source : The Register :
Hacker stunt-double and convicted financial fraudster Kim Schmitz (aka Kimble) is up to his old tricks, this time with a package of techno trickery for making a killing in the stock market. To satisfy the dreams of instant fortune common to those who believe in fairy tales, he’s devised an “AI-based decision system” for share trading which scientifically “selects the optimal combination of trading strategies for current market conditions”.
It’s called Trendax, “the money-making machine,” and it “uses a complex combination of sophisticated technical analysis, real-time content analysis of news feeds, multi-dimensional statistical analysis and advanced proprietary mathematical techniques,” we’re told.
If the technobabble alone isn’t enough of a clue, we might recall that only last Summer a Munich court rewarded Schmitz with a twenty-month suspended sentence for running a stock manipulation scam called Kimvestor expected to net him something in the range of $1.5 million.
Undaunted by his near-jail experience, Schmitz has brought his enviable knowledge of computer science to bear in creating the all-seeing Trendax “AI Brain,” a mighty digital oracle which boasts such features as “neural networks for market movements with multi-dimensional analysis of market conditions using proprietary indicators,” and “lexical analysis, a natural language processor and machine learning.” Even better, it possesses capabilities in “reverse optimization using various mathematical algorithms, fuzzy logic, genetic algorithms [and] evolutionary computing.”
Minimum investments of $50,000 in the Trendax fund are now being accepted from those eager to enjoy a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
I guess some bugs are hard to control with pesticide and once in a while they abuse the induhviduals of the internet.