Oh man, Bug is one of my friends too
I don’t know about you, but I think he is a rather insidious guy that comes around far too often and always brings up subjects of the more sinister kind for discussion.
While some of the subjects turns out to be interesting and do aid in keeping me awake and alert, most of it is just plain boring. Still he keeps going on like forever nagging about it and stretch my patience to the limit.
What I find most irritating about him though is the fact that when I say he have to go home, he hides in my apartment and I have to search all over to find him. When I finally do find him, he refuses to go and I have to take him by the arm and follow him to the door every time. It is as if he enjoy to wear out his welcome and while that is funny the first time around, such a farewell ritual becomes tedious and annoying in the long run.
I don’t know if he does this at your place, but if he does, do not waste your time trying to teach him common sense. I have tried it only too often, but he seems to entirely lack the intellectual capacity to understand even the simplest of messages.
I am a reasonable man, but I have come to the conclusion that next time he comes around, I will only talk to him in the doorway and tell him I’m too busy for visitors…
I am sorry to bother you by discussing mutual friends, knowing how busy you are, but I just had to lay it on someone