I guess having WiFi must be illegal, since music can be transfered over the network. Soon, someone will decide flash drives are illegal, too. Next, memory cards and hard drive will be dead, as they can store music. I guess Bluetooth was nice while it lasted.
I, myself have a computer with not one, but TWO CD drives, plus and external USB CD drive. I guess that makes me guilty of infringing every song ever released. To make matters worse, these are both DVD-RW drives. Then again, I suppose that doesn't matter, since one could always convert a movie into (super) VCD (you remember those, right?). In other words, if you have a CD image mounter, such as Daemon Tools or GCDEmu, you're going to jail as soon as the last members of your local government get those bribes.