Fart in public ? Yes or no or maybe?

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#1

Disgusting but it happens … Seems the older you get the less you care … After all its a natural thing … Been going on forever … Since caveman days … Why has society made this a taboo ??? It’s actually methane gas which is destroying the ozone according to Mr.Al Gore . What’s your take ???


#2

Haha, nice first post, welcome to the forum :bigsmile:

My mum couldn’t care less at 66 years old. Me, I tend to do it where there’s other strong pongs…perfume counters or bakery departments. :bigsmile:

As to why society’s made it a taboo. Who knows, but it’s sure good for a giggle or two :wink:


#3

Elevator farts are the best, unless you forget something and then have to ride up with people glaring at you…


#4

[QUOTE=yojimbo197;2658316]Elevator farts are the best, unless you forget something and then have to ride up with people glaring at you…[/QUOTE]

Those ones are just plain mean :p…mind you, going up an escalator and farting’s funny as well…the people following you up are left with the whiff :bigsmile:

Mike will love this thread!


#5

I’d have to say no for me…unless its an emergency.

Guess I’m not old enough to care less.


#6

Oh hell yes all the time. More so in places were the people are very annoying like grocery shopping.


#7

[QUOTE=Arachne;2658318]Those ones are just plain mean :p…mind you, going up an escalator and farting’s funny as well…the people following you up are left with the whiff :bigsmile:

[B]Mike[/B] will love this thread![/QUOTE]

Yo-

Guilty as charged-eh!! :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:


#8

[QUOTE=slayerking;2658322]Oh hell yes all the time. More so in places were the people are very annoying like grocery shopping.[/QUOTE]

That’s just given me an idea. There’s a shop called Iceland here, and the security guard is so bored since the shop is always empty, he follows you around.

A well-timed fart should send him running :bigsmile:


#9

[QUOTE=Arachne;2658324]That’s just given me an idea. There’s a shop called Iceland here, and the security guard is so bored since the shop is always empty, he follows you around.

A well-timed fart should send him running :bigsmile:[/QUOTE]That would be very annoying.


#10

This is great I had a time where I slipped a few off in a store and me and the wife were walking from one aisle to the next and all of sudden whewwwww.I looked at the wife and she asked was that you and I say no ,So she said it was you and it wasn’t me ,so I hate being blamed for something I didn’t do I insisted it wasn’t me. Than I heard some guy laughing in the next aisle, the bum .


#11

Yo-

The thing about [B][I]Farts[/I][/B] is - everyone does it - some more often than others (like jcoldsquirtfart) - but it is rarely talked about-eh!!


#12

If you fart in public areas , you HAVE to end it with a “OOOOOUUUUAAAAGHHH!!!” or “PHHHHEEEEEUUUUUUW!” or “OOOOOHHH MYY GOOOD THAT DID HURT!!” , its the law!
:cop::cop::cop::cop::cop:


#13

[QUOTE=slayerking;2658325]That would be very annoying.[/QUOTE]

What, the fart or the security guard? I know my mum’s talked about punching the security guard a few times :wink:


#14

I feel it’s adequate if people around me are smoking. Fight their smell with my smell.
Then if I can be sure that nobody hears it, nobody I know can smell it and the pressure is too high, just give it a go :bigsmile:

[QUOTE=yojimbo197;2658316]Elevator farts are the best, unless you forget something and then have to ride up with people glaring at you…[/QUOTE]
Had one colleague at work do that a few months ago. Fortunately I was able to hold my breath until the door opened again. :bow:

I think we may need a farting smiley - or is that a fart that the devil smiley emits


#15

This is a nice thread to brighten up a Monday morning. :slight_smile:

I try not to, as if I do, I always take a fit of the giggles and everyone knows it was me.


#16

public is everywhere now days so why not


#17

This is funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdb1sQEljM8&NR=1&feature=endscreen
and you’ll love this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2JI0k9HuZk&feature=relmfu


#18

I always let one rip when I am grocery shopping then quickly go to a different asile so nobody knows it was me.


#19

In these days everything seems done in the cloud…

Is it possible to upload farts in the cloud too? :bigsmile:


#20

No problem in public for me most of the time . I try to be silent & move from the area .

In general my farts aren’t too bad to me but like most occasionally i let one rip that would make a buzzard faint.

When I was younger I had a friend that seemed to be able to do the later kind at will . One time on a trip to the lake ( about 60 miles) He let one go in my pickup.
I had to pull over & get out while it aired out . I then told him if he did that again he was going to have a long walk .