Fart in public ? Yes or no or maybe?

[Dabreadman]

Disgusting but it happens .... Seems the older you get the less you care ..... After all its a natural thing .... Been going on forever .... Since caveman days .... Why has society made this a taboo ??? It's actually methane gas which is destroying the ozone according to Mr.Al Gore . What's your take ????

[Arachne]

Haha, nice first post, welcome to the forum

My mum couldn’t care less at 66 years old. Me, I tend to do it where there’s other strong pongs…perfume counters or bakery departments.

As to why society’s made it a taboo. Who knows, but it’s sure good for a giggle or two

[yojimbo197]

Elevator farts are the best, unless you forget something and then have to ride up with people glaring at you…

[Arachne]

[QUOTE=yojimbo197;2658316]Elevator farts are the best, unless you forget something and then have to ride up with people glaring at you…[/QUOTE]

Those ones are just plain mean :p…mind you, going up an escalator and farting’s funny as well…the people following you up are left with the whiff

Mike will love this thread!

[Kerry56]

I’d have to say no for me…unless its an emergency.

Guess I’m not old enough to care less.

[slayerking]

Oh hell yes all the time. More so in places were the people are very annoying like grocery shopping.

[bigmike7]

[QUOTE=Arachne;2658318]Those ones are just plain mean :p…mind you, going up an escalator and farting’s funny as well…the people following you up are left with the whiff

[B]Mike[/B] will love this thread![/QUOTE]

Yo-

Guilty as charged-eh!!

[Arachne]

[QUOTE=slayerking;2658322]Oh hell yes all the time. More so in places were the people are very annoying like grocery shopping.[/QUOTE]

That’s just given me an idea. There’s a shop called Iceland here, and the security guard is so bored since the shop is always empty, he follows you around.

A well-timed fart should send him running

[slayerking]

[QUOTE=Arachne;2658324]That’s just given me an idea. There’s a shop called Iceland here, and the security guard is so bored since the shop is always empty, he follows you around.

A well-timed fart should send him running [/QUOTE]That would be very annoying.

[marloyd]

This is great I had a time where I slipped a few off in a store and me and the wife were walking from one aisle to the next and all of sudden whewwwww.I looked at the wife and she asked was that you and I say no ,So she said it was you and it wasn’t me ,so I hate being blamed for something I didn’t do I insisted it wasn’t me. Than I heard some guy laughing in the next aisle, the bum .

[bigmike7]

Yo-

The thing about [B][I]Farts[/I][/B] is - everyone does it - some more often than others (like jcoldsquirtfart) - but it is rarely talked about-eh!!

[gene_simmons]

If you fart in public areas , you HAVE to end it with a “OOOOOUUUUAAAAGHHH!!!” or “PHHHHEEEEEUUUUUUW!” or “OOOOOHHH MYY GOOOD THAT DID HURT!!” , its the law!

[Arachne]

[QUOTE=slayerking;2658325]That would be very annoying.[/QUOTE]

What, the fart or the security guard? I know my mum’s talked about punching the security guard a few times

[Liggy]

I feel it’s adequate if people around me are smoking. Fight their smell with my smell.
Then if I can be sure that nobody hears it, nobody I know can smell it and the pressure is too high, just give it a go

[QUOTE=yojimbo197;2658316]Elevator farts are the best, unless you forget something and then have to ride up with people glaring at you…[/QUOTE]
Had one colleague at work do that a few months ago. Fortunately I was able to hold my breath until the door opened again.

I think we may need a farting smiley - or is that a fart that the devil smiley emits

[Dee]

This is a nice thread to brighten up a Monday morning.

I try not to, as if I do, I always take a fit of the giggles and everyone knows it was me.

[samlar]

public is everywhere now days so why not

[marloyd]

This is funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdb1sQEljM8&NR=1&feature=endscreen
and you’ll love this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2JI0k9HuZk&feature=relmfu

[jamescooley1]

I always let one rip when I am grocery shopping then quickly go to a different asile so nobody knows it was me.

[geno888]

In these days everything seems done in the cloud…

Is it possible to upload farts in the cloud too?

[cholla]

No problem in public for me most of the time . I try to be silent & move from the area .

In general my farts aren’t too bad to me but like most occasionally i let one rip that would make a buzzard faint.

When I was younger I had a friend that seemed to be able to do the later kind at will . One time on a trip to the lake ( about 60 miles) He let one go in my pickup.
I had to pull over & get out while it aired out . I then told him if he did that again he was going to have a long walk .