Obama protects copyrights, even if it’s not copyrighted until after it’s released into the wild
In other news, a spanish woman has claimed ownership of SOL, the flaming ball of gaseous matter which illuminates the earth and several other planets in the solar system. Her lawyer claims that all people of earth must pay royalties to continue their use of the Light & heat exuded by the Sun.
Next weeks Headline: Obama refuses royalties claim by the crazy cat Spanish lady, and disclaims ownership as complete bollocks
Two weeks: US Patent office in disarray as citizens claim ownership of oxygen, photosynthesis process, the stratosphere, the ozone layer, space, vacuum …
Three weeks: World uninamously declares war on spanish crazy cat lady, and all relatives/descendants in the will. Copyright & Patent laws overthrown.
Week Four: Sole remaining spanish survivor signs peace treaty with the rest of the world, handing ownership of the Sun to the public domain.
Week 5: North Korea declares war on Spain - It’s the only war they can win - Once they figure out how to get past the blockades.