Famous Quotes



OK guys and gals, are there some famous quotes that are very inspirational or very stupid that you can post. No home made quotes but you may translate some quotes from your own country. Remember to let us know who you are quoting or it doesnt count.


I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
Douglas Adams

Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider.
Sir Francis Bacon

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence
Mathatma Gandhi

Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.

The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there will be.

Some people are just too cynical


“If this was a dictatorship, it´d be a heck of alot easier, so long as Im the dictator”
George Bush

“I´ll be back”
Arnold Schwarzenegger

“My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.”
David Beckham

“Luke, Im your father”
Darth Vader

“I don’t think the Republicans can damage my character.”
Bill Clinton, former U.S. President

“For seven and a half years I’ve worked alongside President Reagan. We’ve had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We’ve had some sex … uh…setbacks.”
George Bush senior, ex-US President


“to know that you are good you must be evil”


I’m not afraid of dying, I just dont want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen.



Albert Einstein



“to know pain you must feel pain” my dad


They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin


A lie can make it around the world before truth has time to put it’s shoes on.

Mark Twain


“Man is a universe within himself”.
Bob Marley.


see my signature, don`t know who wrote it, i was told it was an army quote or something. it makes very good sence to me though.


Love your DVD burner


Knowledge is Power



Kenshin’s daughter.

TV is the king

Shin Hae Chul.

Liberate South Chosun under American imperialists

Kim Jung Il, dear leader of North Korea.

A robot may not injure humanity, or through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm

Isaac Asimov.


Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

All from Groucho Marx :slight_smile:


Your never alone with schizophrenia


“Revenge is a dish best served cold…”
-Old Klingon proverb

“People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.”

  • Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

“In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”

  • Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

“The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.”

  • Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

  • Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”

  • H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

  • Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

“Black holes are where God divided by zero.”

  • Steven Wright

“I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it.”

  • Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”

  • Frank Zappa

“Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.”

  • Jimi Hendrix


If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

–Will Rogers (1879-1935)

“How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.”

  • Anais Nin (1903-1977)

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”

  • Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977


It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain & OC-Freak


Se my sig :stuck_out_tongue:



“If you strung all the lawyers in the world together, they wouldn’t reach a conclusion”

“No one thanks me…I like being thanked”

“Failure requires absolutely no preparation”


“Quod me nutrit me destruit”

Latin translated as:
“What nourishes me also destroys me”.