"Revenge is a dish best served cold..."
-Old Klingon proverb
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Frank Zappa
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix