Chef, but if I do it while standing in my shower, wouldn't that be OK? I've often found the PCP boards and computer cards to be excellent peanut butter spreaders, too, although I believe "nutty peanut butter" makes re-insertion of cards a bit more difficult. Frankly, I'd think creaming up all the connectors with smooth peanut butter, or maybe olive oil, would make things fit even better!
I know honey's not so great after a while, especially if the computer's left off and the honey's allowed to gel again, around fans, etc. But won't the ants help clean that out eventually?