At first I thought the title said, "Enormous Sperm".
We really need to crack down on people setting up botnets and spammers. I propose the death penalty for the following people:
3) malware/virus creators
4) child molesters (nothing to do with technology, I just thought it would be a good idea)
5) people who fart on crowded public transportation (again, pie-in-the-sky thinking here)
6) people who pick their nose and then roll it into a ball and eat it (very, very gross)