eBay Engrish - benefit from preventing eyesight

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#1

So I’m shopping for a USB fan for my laptop and run across this… I’ve seen some bad Engrish in eBay auctions before but this one takes the cake! :clap:

http://cgi.ebay.ca/Laptop-PC-USB-Port-Desktop-LED-Lamp-Fan-Cooler-D436_W0QQitemZ6793967203QQcategoryZ67870QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Keep your eyesight in a good condition

safety & reliability, High efficiency, saving energy

20 times long life than normal daylight
Gentle ray , bright, without frequency change
USB desk lamp is a new develop product catering for the person who working beside desk or using computer under light in long term.

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My favorite—>1.Gentle ray , bright, without frequency change, benefit from preventing eyesight.

2.By using lowest work voltage: 5V, safety & reliability, High efficiency, saving energy.

3.It makes 20 times long life than normal daylight by placing exeed ages cold light tube.

4.The lamp which not only can form a complete set with USB computer socket, but also can directly set with city power supply.

5.Connect lampshade&lamp base in soft tube, economic, beauty. Convenience on easy handle light direction.

To top it off the auction is supossedly based out of the United Kingdom! Suuuuuuuuuuure it is! :bow:

Anyone else have some good ones? :smiley:


#2

Bwuhahahhahahaha!
Wasn’t this posted in the Quest?


#3

Yeah, it was, but I think the idea is to start a new thread dedicated to funny Engrish translations, wherever you find them…right? :confused:


#4

Everything vital to human existence is posted in the Quest.


#5

What about this one although there are no spelling mistakes it sure is stupid


#6

What the hell is the matter with people? :doh: While it is stupid to put this on eBay, it is infinitely more stupid to buy it. I think I will watch this auction in My eBay… :iagree:


#7

Especially pee powered everything, right? :wink: