So I'm shopping for a USB fan for my laptop and run across this... I've seen some bad Engrish in eBay auctions before but this one takes the cake!
Keep your eyesight in a good condition
safety & reliability, High efficiency, saving energy
20 times long life than normal daylight
Gentle ray , bright, without frequency change
USB desk lamp is a new develop product catering for the person who working beside desk or using computer under light in long term.
Brand With New Box & Free Insurance
Give you Surprised
Making you more more convenience!!
My favorite--->1.Gentle ray , bright, without frequency change, benefit from preventing eyesight.
2.By using lowest work voltage: 5V, safety & reliability, High efficiency, saving energy.
3.It makes 20 times long life than normal daylight by placing exeed ages cold light tube.
4.The lamp which not only can form a complete set with USB computer socket, but also can directly set with city power supply.
5.Connect lampshade&lamp base in soft tube, economic, beauty. Convenience on easy handle light direction.
To top it off the auction is supossedly based out of the United Kingdom! Suuuuuuuuuuure it is!
Anyone else have some good ones?