[QUOTE=mmediumm;2513687]Audio, DVD, even a CD-Rom Lazer Lens Cleaner will not boot. [/QUOTE]Of course not, since none of these are bootable.
Either use your Windows install disc (this is bootable) or ask a friend if he can download and burn a Live Linux system like Ubuntu for you.
Insert that disc into your drive, shutdown your computer and turn it on again.
You may have to change the settings in Bios to allow booting from CD/DVD at first or simply use the boot menu provided by your computer’s Bios. Please read the computer’s manual for details.