We have some similar threads (ie blonde moment), etc. but what about the dumbest injuries that anyone has ever had. I will start with a few. Feel free to laugh at my expense, but only if you respond with your own dumb injuries:
When I was a teenager I had a cheap BB gun that I was using. It cocked in the traditional “red rider” fashion single pump. I thought I would be cool and cock the gun and then attempt to fire it without having snapped the lever back in place with a single hand. as soon as I pulled the trigger the lever snapped back and pinched my finger between it and the stock. Fortunately it was a weak BB gun but I still had a sprained finger for a week.
Once again when I was a teenager, I was out on a dirt track with some jumps, etc. I didn’t have a bike with me at the time and one of my buddies loaned me his mountain bike which didn’t fit me very well. I took the bike over the first jump and disappeared from the sight of my friends. What they didn’t see was me popping off the seat and landing my nethers on the crossbar at the time the bike landed on the ground. Needless to say I had the wind knocked out of me and it was a couple of minutes before I hobbled back up the dirt mound doubled over and pushing the bike. They asked what happened and after the initial “OUCH” they all started laughing at me.
Last night I was walking over to my cheap old rolling computer chair. The plastic wheel cover tabs have broken on a couple of the wheels and they are jagged. I was wearing socks but stubbed my toe really good on one of the jagged edges cut my small toe right underneath the toenail. It still smarts.