This is satire post is totally my personal opinion about such “amazing discoveries” :
The statements come from the website , the answers are mine.
“How to instantly recover the Memory Windows steals from your computer, this will make your computer faster and much more reliable!”
Why yes… it’s called Regedit and several boosters. Free info on the internet…
“Discover how you can boost your modem speed to make your Internet access up to five times faster.”
Why yes , it’s an old trick and can be found on the internet for free
“Optimize a certain part of your memory that results in a better and improved system performance”
Would that part be where Win386.swp comes in place ? Also this information can be found for free on www.technet.com
“Discover how to increase your downloading speed from 100% to 500%.”
Oh goody … he’s found Download Accelerator on Tucows.com !
“How you can instantly stop Windows from either â€˜Crashingâ€™ or getting ‘Illegal Operations’.”
Start - Shutdown method or are you talking about using WHQL drivers ?
“Discover how to never get disconnected off the internet again”
By never disconnecting ! Duh… keep the phoneline open !
Oh boy what an invention. Or is he talking about the TTL states ?
Which is also free info on the internet.
"How to get your PC to search the entire world for the fastest route for your downloads, This will increase your download speed from anything between 50% to 400%. "
Oh goody… a ftp server that searches for the closest mirror. How cool. I want this… oh wait… i already HAVE IT…
"How you can clean hundreds or thousands of unwanted garbage files from your hard disk and system registry just taking up precious space. "
The process is called editing and deleting ! Press F1 while hovering over the trashcan
“Double the speed your PC takes to boot/start up!”
Remove old .vxd , dll and other things that can be easily found for free on www.annoyances.org
“Discover how to make your CPU (Processor) have a faster performance rate!”
Someone has visited overclocker forums…
“How to automatically regain Lost/used memory!”
By using TweakUI , X-Setup or other free/shareware programs.
Also free info on the internet
“How to speed up the opening and closing of programs by 100%”
Vcache is cool… uhuh…
“Discover how to enable a faster CD/DVD drive speed!”
Get that tiny arrow about Windows CDROM caching to the right.
This however takes memory. Thanks for this very antique info.
“Learn how to cool down your CPU to help it run faster and more efficiently”
By putting on heatsinks , fans and stuff zillions of users already know
“These following methods will optimize, tweak and improve the following software on your PC:”
Use open office
“Window media player”
Use Global Divx
use The Gimp. Who the HELL uses paint for serious image manipulation.
“Microsoft office 2000”
Start - Run - CMD.EXE - Enter - copy con
Get viruses faster !
Optimize telnet ? What’s there to optimize here ?
“Disk clean up”
Use the DEL key…
Well … all in all great useless obsolete info. It may have some new things (like www.grc.com might have , but www.grcsucks.com kinda disagrees on that). And all other things are already on www.technet.com and www.annoyances.org.
And for all the software for free just try www.linuxiso.org , www.sourceforge.net , www.tucows.com and all other websites.