I'll stick with tin-foil hat.
I know a couple of people that I san set into an hour long anti-microsoft rant just by mentioning a few features of Windows media player 11 or 12.
And can make them actually "foam" just by commenting on the improvements to XP that came with service pack 3
THEY actually believe that "WGA" is all about spying on EVERYBODY
instead of what it is... Microsoft obeying what lawyers call "Rule #1",
"Always make sure you get paid"
To believe you are being spied on when you aren't a criminal, spy, terrorist or, god forbid! a dairy farmer who is selling unpasteurized milk (Horrors!) is prima facia evidence that you have "Dillusions of grandeur"
And the fact that our streets aren't littered with FBI and Homeland security officers who have shot themselves, slit their own wrists, hung themselves, etc... out of sheer boredom is proof it (spying) isn't happening.
BTW, I'm not forgetting that if you want a definition of "insane" look to the EU where it is literally illegal to say "Drinking water can prevent Dehydration"