I'm not sure about the vote for "weirdest". It is, after all, #1 of his messaging career here. We see quite a few #1 and #2s that might qualify for "weirdest" votes, however
I've always wondered what the CD and the Lexmark errors were. "I fed the CD into the Lexmark, it warped the CD but passed it thru, but now the CD doesn't play nearly as well. And the Lexmark now has some kind of error that makes it sound like a George Romero extras-dialog - ($%ljdk093[ol[rtg!"