CD Freaks book

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#1

Here’s another game we can all join in on. Here’s how it works… I start with a sentence. The next person adds another sentence to mine and so on and so forth. The story unfolds as we all add to it.

For example, my post would start: As Billy entered the room he noticed someone.

Then the next post would go: He yelled, “Who are you?!”

Get the idea? Let’s try it! I’ll start with…

Throughout the night a long, steady rain bore down on an old, beat up car, parked just outside of a bar.


#2

There was a sign behind the window of the car, saying “purple dildo’s for sale”.


#3

As one of the locals passed by, they wrote down …“USED” in front of the sign.


#4

Immediately thereafter, a women got out of the car with a very satisfied look on her face.


#5

She looked happy, a minute later another woman came out of the car.

(Does it have to be sexual?)


#6

but relized the local police department just pulled up, and asked what was going on.

wasnt intending for it to be, but what ever floats people’s boat i guess :bigsmile:


#7

“You heard about those stolen cows?”, farmer Bob said, passing by on his tractor.


#8

“No, I wonder who would do such a thing?” said the policeman.


#9

“Funny thing was all the purple dildo’s out in the field. I’d say those cows had one hell of a time last night. The Bull’s, however, looked none to pleased.” said farmer Bob


#10

“How kinky” said the police officer.


#11

“And the Mets”, said cousin Ted “How did they do last weekend?”. Everyone laughed at Ted.


#12

Ted felt so small, everybody was laughing at him, it wasnt his fault he had no body.


#13

“Damn! why did my mother used softanon during her pregnancy” he asked himself…


#14

but alas Ted had to accept what was and move on to the next task in his life which was…


#15

Fetching new batteries for his purple dildo…


#16

which was something that ted knew was a process that had to be accomplished before he…


#17

Ran into his new date, there he stood trying to explain the purple dildos, batteries, cows and cops.


#18

Ofcourse ted had no explanation so he just told her that…


#19

He had no clue how to even begin to explain the debauchery that presented itself.


#20

All this time the police officer had such a confused look on his face as he was writing in his black book. At this same moment, one of the women that was previously in the car got a really good idea.