Blue screen of death ads

I found this earlier while browsing.
If it were to be true we will be seeing lots of ads in my house.

from geeknews.com:

"Redmond, WA - In an effort to boost sagging revenue growth, Microsoft today announced it will begin selling advertising space on the company’s world famous Blue Screen of Death (BSOD)©. The screen, displayed whenever Windows cannot recover from an error in the operating system’s core, until now has historically served as a display of unintelligible diagnostic data that has not made any sense to anyone, ever, according to a survey conducted by the Gartner Group. In addition, the BSOD has scared most users because it was composed mainly of hexadecimal digits that, which in extreme cases, can lead to hallucinations, epileptic seizures and homosexuality in primates and rats.

“Past efforts to make the blue screen more helpful by adding animated characters and changing the hue to a more user-friendly beige or aqua have failed,” said head of BSOD Development Kate Verban. “When we failed to make the BSOD user- friendly, we decided that at least it could generate revenue. Displayed more than a billion times a day globally, the blue screen has a captive audience, with over 90 percent of the computer desktops in the world. This makes it an excellent platform for advertisers, comparable only to the Super Bowl and makes watching the blue screen just about as exciting.”

For earlier versions of Windows, the BSOD ads will be installed using the Windows Update feature. However, Windows XP systems connected to the Internet will automatically install the new software in the middle of the night when no one is looking."

Well, if this is true then we have to be prepared on new upgrades that are worse than the current ones. That’s how the BSOD’s will appear more often and cause Microsoft more revenues. :frowning:

Only three more months to go…the joke leaked too early…

(April Fool’s, for those who didn’t get it straight away)

Originally posted by portmac
… BSOD Development …

I wouldn’t be surprised if Microsoft actually had a BSOD section :slight_smile:

uhh, we already talked about this sorta thing…

was this why everyone was accusing dansmug of being gay?!

:bigsmile: