'Blair' CD Writer

Just got a new ‘Blair’ CD Writer

Only problem is, whatever you try and load, or whichever part you interrogate, all you get is the same mindless garbage out.

Tried to unload ‘Blair’, but according to the UK laws this can’t be done for 3 years. Thought of trying a ‘Bush’ brand, but my friends in the States tell me they have the same problem over there.

Any suggestions?:confused: :confused:

You could try installing the Osama.Dll , i have no doubt it will do infinite attempts to kill the Blair drive.

Tried the Osama.dll, but this had a habit of causing other parts of the network to crash.

Heard about Noriega.sys some time back, but was informed that this although it used to work well with ‘Bush’ (version 1), it suddenly disappeared and no-one can find it.

The French version, ‘Chirac’ works well, but as soon as it comes up against an obstacle it reverses itself. Furthermore, once installed it wants to make all the other components revolve around it.

You did make your applications safe from the harmful Saddam Rockets Worm , didn’t you ? You know those things do more harm than specified :slight_smile:

Does the Blair drive use ATAPI (Attack The Allegedly People of Iraq) or the SCSI (Scud Computer Self-defense Integration) ?

Maybe the Kofi Anan-ti Virus tool might help to give the Osama.Dll some ease.

Yup - even tried to install the ‘Hans Blix’ anti virus software, but this couldn’t find anything - anytime it loaded there was a resource conflict and the machine froze, preventing interrogation into the main programs.

What about the UN.ini? Dont think it actually does anything but its there non-the less. Although there are reports that the ‘bush’ brand ignores any command from the UN.ini.

rotflmao:bigsmile: You guys are twisted:bow: :bow:

Originally posted by Savannah
What about the UN.ini? Dont think it actually does anything but its there non-the less. Although there are reports that the ‘bush’ brand ignores any command from the UN.ini.

I’ve seen various twisted side effects on both the Blair and the Bush cd writers when you had a faulty UN.INI.

Because it comes in three versions.

UN.INI Version Alpha
UN.INI Version Resolution 1
UN.INI Version Resoluton 2

It seem when you did not udate your UN.INI to Version Resolution 2 , your Bush cd writer will overheat ! This may cause a chemical and fire hazard ! So beware.

Resolution 2 however , is still beta. There is no report anywhere this may be a stable version.

I’ve tried location UN.INI Version Alpha , before the resolution versions ever came out, but it seems once the Bush cd writer was installed , it was gone. And i can’t find it anywhere on the internet.

I did a search and came up with the following information.

“The UN.ini is a huge file which among other things contains rather a large amount of hardware. And as such they constantly conflict with each other, all the older hardware doesnt like all the new IRQ’s when they are trying to transmit data, and the new hardware doesnt like being limited to such a slow data bus.”

So until the hardware listed in the UN.ini starts working correctly, the whole PC will keep having huge breakdowsn and possibly a meltdown in the near future. Which will be catastrophic as how can all the little data live on a formatted hard drive?

is this a bush sr drive, or a bush jr? i believe the bush sr drive actually acknowledges commands from the UN.ini file before proceeding. the bush jr that i just installed can’t seem to do anything but cause problems.

Originally posted by ckin2001
the bush jr that i just installed can’t seem to do anything but cause problems.

Thats to be expected. Every drive was released to the public with the Al Gore firmware votecount1.1

That shouldn’t have happened - it was a well known problem, that occurred first in 1960 with the firmware for the JFK.maf.1a votecount, which conflicted with the Milhouse. sys. Although the problem was thought to be cured it recurred in 1963, when although the drivers were not affected the traffic they were carrying suddenly died. I thought that this was resolved by the Oswald-Ruby patch?

Look out for articles that say install the BobDole.vxd patch, all it does is lauch viagra popup ads.

You might also want to get Symantec’s new antivirus software: HomelandDefence. It costs a lot, but I haven’t been hit by a virus recently, so it must work. :bigsmile:

If you use the Homeland Security update , your writer will only accept red or orange cd-r(w)'s. I don’t know if these are better, but it feels safer.

Are Blair cd-writers affected by the Homeland Security Update ?

Oh , the Hans Blix Virusscanner has become obsolete., if i’m not mistaken it will dissapear automatically around 4 hours after the latest version of the UN.INI is installed.