Best pick up line

One advice: Don’t use pickup up lines! :frowning:
I know that really well since my memories are still fresh from yesterday night… :a

“i’m a mod” is definitely winning!
we are superior :bigsmile:

get your clothes off women you are gonna get dogged…

         tactful huh?                                     get it on..........:D

Originally posted by dmp
I would add : “SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL !!”, that line from American Pie really changed my world… :stuck_out_tongue: :bigsmile:

That one really was funny… too bad it doesn’t work that way (most of the times…)

HA! I am Womble! Alright I’m not but I’m standing in for the bumphero!
SO! Pickup lines is the topic, above you can see an example of a much much younger me and below you will carry on the topic. At ease (wo)men.

Best one I’ve heard, for the media lovers among us:

“Your TY or mine?”…and yes it did have the desired effect :o

One thing that has changed since five years ago (I feel so old now) is that we have females now!
(The above sentence doesnt make me look chauvinistic, does it?)
So, what is the best way of making first contact?

Hehe I don’t think you’re being chauvinistic, just stating a fact :slight_smile:

As for first contact, see above :bigsmile:

I’ll show you my Sammy if you show me yours :rolleyes:

ROTFL, yeah that’d work too :bigsmile:

The best pickup line for a woman, is :
Hi I own a shoe store! lol

A compliment usually breaks the ice.

I hate smart-arse comments, like (Whats the weather like up there?)

“Do you come here often” makes me yawn.
“Ever considering being a model?” would get a reply like. “Show me the size of your wallet” (that one works and they are gone very fast). :smiley:
"Can we skip the formalities and go straight to my bedroom?" would get a reply of “forget the bedroom, let’s go for it here”. (again they are gone fast)

LOL! Did you ever use those responses? :bigsmile:

No comment. :wink: (someone may be watching) :iagree:

Doh! :bigsmile:

see that would almost get ya …:wink: you’d have to say i own a insert name brand shoe store :wink:

But you could also just say “My name is Al Bundy”. :o

What about [I]I own a store selling That’s media[/I]? :stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, he’s the sexiest man alive! :bigsmile: :disagree:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

***^-^***Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together
Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together