That's actually Dalen... male, not female. I've been called worse, mind you!
The offer wasn't vaporware. Mine has already shipped.
I was annoyed at Newegg tho because I had the 1655 on auto-notify, but I got no notification it was in stock. I check Newegg several times a day for free shipping deals and happened to notice it. I almost tore my wallet getting my card out to order... lol