Avast, me hearties! Talk like a pirate day 2007!

Just wanted to inform all ya’ll that Sept 19th…International Talk Like a Pirate Day will be here

arrrrrrrr

top ten pick up lines for us female pirates
10. What are YOU doing here?

  1. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)

  2. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

  3. So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”

  4. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

  5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”

  6. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!

  7. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

  8. RAMMING SPEED!

…and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

  1. You. Pants Off. Now!
  1. of course.

Told my wife that and got no where :doh: arrrrrrrrrrrr

cause its For GIRL PIRATES …you goof

here is the list for you guys

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

  1. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

  2. Come on up and see me urchins.

  3. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

  4. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

  5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

  6. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

  7. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

  8. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

  1. Prepare to be boarded.

Yo Dana-

Prepare to be broaded-eh?

Awesome. ARRRRR!

Arrr … can agree with all those :wink:

:disagree: broaded?

:iagree: boarded !!

:cop: its all in the spelling…don’t let Albert see that or he will agree with moi ! :cop:

:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

ARRRRR :flower: :cool: :bigsmile:

Arrr. That one be me favourite :iagree:

I agree with MUU [you]. :iagree:

Personally, I like that one best :bigsmile:

Yo Dana (and your bud - the “grammer cop” Albert)

Yes - I ment “broaded”-eh!! :iagree: :iagree: :stuck_out_tongue:

Tomorrow is …tha DAY!!

ARRRRRRrrrrrRRRRR

ARRRR!! Just for the occasion, I pirated my ninja avvie ARRR!!! :bigsmile:

:cool: kewl :iagree:

ARRRR! I 'ope me parrot don’t be having an accident, cos I be wearing all black… ARRRRR!!!

Yo Honeybuns-

Arrrr!!! pirated - ninja = oxymoron-eh? :iagree: :iagree: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

ARRRR!! You scurvy deck swabber!!! It be only for one day!!!

(I couldn’t keep doing all these exclamation marks for any longer than that :rolleyes: )

Yo Helen-

Arrrrrrrrr [I]swabie[/I]!!! Tho it shivers me timbers to say it - the avvy is really cute - arrrrrrrrrrrrr-eh!! :iagree:

whats your pirate name

Lieutenant-Colonel Jenny of the High Seas