The problem with first impressions is that you only get one.
What’s your entrance line?
ASL? anyone?
oww… okay!
Many options for me to click!
Bueller? Anyone? Bueller?
Bueller? Anyone?
Bueller?
Ferris? 
Save … !
Yo-
ASL???isn’t that code for Anal Sex Lube…and what is a question like that doing out of the porn forum???
ASL is only short for “anal sex lube” in the secret p8rn forums & chat groups where female elephants are involved.
Anybody? …dust! Anybody? …dust! Anybody? …dust!
International and lazy: “jow”
Dutch: “Goeie 's morgens deze morgen”
hello with a nice smile works for me 
will have to try the asl aproach and let you know 
Do you have any rocks? I quite fancy rocks.
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, the eyes…
You want to give me your rocks.
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i hate this thread!
Well then I love this thread!