Are you smarter than a ... chimpazee?

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#1

Up until now, I’ve taken it as faith that humans are at the top of the food chain, so naturally we’d be the brightest. Of course, trust science to grate across all evidence and prove otherwise.

You are now second in the food chain. Please report to the local food processing plant (or free medical clinic in the USA) for processing into chimpanzee food.

http://www.rediff.com/news/2007/dec/04chimp.htm

Personally, I have doubts concerning the natural superiority of chimps & will be part of the resistance forces during the takeover of our new chimpanzee overlords, as I doubt the intelligence of a species which eats it’s own crap. I have photo’s, which, naturally, I intend to utilise as blackmail against our new chimp masters.

#2

Of all the disappointing futures i like the one about the revolution of the robot-monkeys humans have designed the most.

#3

no I am not just as my wife she will tell you the chimpaze has to be smarter.

#4

[QUOTE=debro;1945949]…I doubt the intelligence of a species which eats it’s own crap. …[/QUOTE]

But they have figured out that they have to do this in order to get their Vitamin B12 :doh:

#5

[QUOTE=debro;1945949]Up until now, I’ve taken it as faith that humans are at the top of the food chain, so naturally we’d be the brightest. Of course, trust science to grate across all evidence and prove otherwise.

You are now second in the food chain. Please report to the local food processing plant (or free medical clinic in the USA) for processing into chimpanzee food.

http://www.rediff.com/news/2007/dec/04chimp.htm

Personally, I have doubts concerning the natural superiority of chimps & will be part of the resistance forces during the takeover of our new chimpanzee overlords, as I doubt the intelligence of a species which eats it’s own crap. I have photo’s, which, naturally, I intend to utilise as blackmail against our new chimp masters.[/QUOTE]

All Animals eat their own crap in one form or other!