We all know this game, right? Are you smarter than a fifth grader … stupidest game show ever … actually, not, but it’s close.
The aim of THIS game is to nominate the questions that the president of a major super-power should know the answers to:
1st grade English … err … American -> Pronounce Iraq & Iran.
2nd grade Geography -> Locate the Weapons of Mass Destruction and/or Iraq.
3rd Grade Science -> Evolution:
a) The Bush family evolved from monkeys.
b) Monkeys evolved from the Bush family.
c) The Bush family did not evolve, but the monkey did.
d) The Bush family came from a monkeys backside.
4th Grade Science -> Binoculars make things appear:
d) like the world is laughing at you.
5th grade history -> War is about:
- Clowns & Ferris wheels.
- Killing people & territory acquisition.
- Saving the environment.
2nd grade Mathematics -> If only rednecks vote for you, how many votes need to be rigged to win two consecutive elections.
1st grade computers -> Spell “Etch-a-Sketch”.
3rd grade Logic & Reasoning -> If providing classical weapons to an untrustworthy opposing country means you have to invade the country, depose and execute the despot, providing nuclear technology to another opposing country means …