Texas - When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Tennessee - You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Rhode Island - Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
New York - Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing body hugging clothing.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Chicago, Illinois - It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
Huntingtion, West Virginia - It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
Indiana - The value of Pi is 3.
Idaho - Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
Massachusetts - A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Ohio - No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.